Emperors Garden

Someone took a dump in my food and put C men in my water and served it to me (just an exaggeration, but it shows how atrocious the food was). Not to mention they took a dump in the urinals.

The saltwater fish tank is beautiful. We first ordered an appetizer of sesame shrimp... no sesames in sight... just breaded and deep fried, but tasty. But, the tangerine chicken we ordered was the worst! It came on a small plate in tiny little shriveled up chicken (could've been calamari for all we knew) and drenched in what appeared to be some kind of dark brown sauce... where was the tangerine? Also, the pork in the pork-fried rice was very soggy, also soaked in the same dark brown sauce as the chicken. Didn't care for the hot & sour soup either.... extremely salty and extremely spicey. Other than that, the spring rolls were good.

We tried the crispy beef and the sichuan beef. The latter was good, but basically amounted to soggy beef in brown gravy sauce. The former was as good as crispy beef gets, sweet and crunchy. Nice menu, varied and informative.